Wednesday, December 10, 2014

A Thought on Nice Guys

So, I bet a lot of you have heard nice guys finish last, or girls love bad boys. Lots of 'nice guys' complain about being friend zoned.

Nonsense. I submit to you, the scientific CR community, that these guys aren't nice but weak. Confusable for one another, I know.

You do not be nice and allow others to have their way. You submit to their way for they are stronger. You do not set a line and let it not be crossed. You never lay down the law, or stand up for yourself. Going out of your way to help friends is fine. But always waiting on them hand and foot? Kindness?! Nay! Weakness!

It isn't that girls go for bad guys. Girls go for strong guys who stand up for themselves!

Monday, December 8, 2014

Amusing Names

Me and a friend were in Chickfila, picking up lunch. I was joking on him, which led to him saying things about me under his breath in a harmless, joking, fashion.

'Asshole. Dirtbag. Jackass.'

So I turned to him and said,

'Most of those are accurate depictions of me, but not nice.'

If he had milk in his mouth, it would have came out his nose. 

Friday, December 5, 2014

A Fifteen Year Journey...

It's been a long fifteen years....but....finally....I learned....

Ash's last name is Ketchum, not Ketchup.