Me and a friend were in Chickfila, picking up lunch. I was joking on him, which led to him saying things about me under his breath in a harmless, joking, fashion.
'Asshole. Dirtbag. Jackass.'
So I turned to him and said,
'Most of those are accurate depictions of me, but not nice.'
If he had milk in his mouth, it would have came out his nose.